We're about to pee our pants here in the studio. We've been trying to get this image ready for print and we have so many funny comments we can't decide. Plus so many are a bit edgy for us. But hey. Who cares right. We needed to enlist some suggestions and reactions from you guys.
Here's some ideas we've had so far:
"Don't worry girl...We always knew he was an ass."
"She gave up on finding Prince Charming...But at least now she found her ass."
Don't worry girl...Everyone's dealt with a jack ass."
"Ummm...girl he was an Ass Face!"
"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."
--Janos Arnay
--Janos Arnay
You get the idea.
My what a cute ass.
Check out my ass.
I always knew I had a big ass.
Now the one that made me chuckle from your list was - Ummm...girl he was an Ass Face!"
Posted by: Lisa | January 21, 2009 at 01:21 PM
"She finally realized what an ass he really was." LOL
Y'alls are all great...and have made me laugh like crazy, too!
Peace & Love,
~Barb~
http://craft-therapy.blogspot.com
Posted by: Barb | January 21, 2009 at 01:56 PM
Does this pose make my Ass look big?
Posted by: Shelagh | January 21, 2009 at 02:53 PM
Oh honey, you know what your dad thinks of dating guys with tattoos.
Posted by: Carina | January 21, 2009 at 05:01 PM
I like Barb's suggestion!
Posted by: Meri Arnett-Kremian | January 21, 2009 at 05:34 PM
well i guess it was my new years resolution to loose that ass
Posted by: nara | January 21, 2009 at 06:15 PM
LOL... so funny. I love the first quote you listed. It might need to be a t-shirt :)
Posted by: Heather | January 21, 2009 at 06:19 PM
I vote for:
"Don't worry girl...We always knew he was an ass."
Just the right words for the sentiment. :-)
Posted by: Tenaya | January 21, 2009 at 07:27 PM
" I never met such a pretty girl, and I guess I'm just sensitive because real ---real beauty makes me want to gag."
---Woody Allen 'Take The Money and Run'
Posted by: marie danti | January 21, 2009 at 08:39 PM
"O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass."
— William Shakespeare
Love it :)
Posted by: Polstar | January 21, 2009 at 10:19 PM
"Umm...girl, he was an assface" made me laugh out loud. I also like "Does this make my ass look big?" But, for something sweet, I actually like the quote: "In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities".
Posted by: Alesia Regan-Hughes | January 21, 2009 at 10:40 PM
I like your lust one - "In dreams and..."
"Better try it and regret than not to try it and regret" (intead of original "do it")
Posted by: oksana | January 22, 2009 at 06:35 AM
Women Dating Jack-Asses Club:
Founding Member
Resolving to Date Better Club:
Absentee Member
Posted by: melody | January 22, 2009 at 07:18 AM
"Everyone always told her she has a nice ass...."
Posted by: Lupe | January 22, 2009 at 08:29 AM
He was an ass, but she loved him anyway.
Posted by: Lelainia | January 24, 2009 at 07:46 AM
How about...
"He might be a horses ass but he's mine"..inside could read..."Congrats on your engagement!"....LOL
Posted by: Julia Rose | January 25, 2009 at 12:57 PM
He's an Ass-man!
Posted by: larita | January 26, 2009 at 04:51 PM
I love melody's "Everyone always told her she has a nice ass...."
here's another:
"He was an ass but she had her secrets too..."
xoxo
Posted by: gina g | January 29, 2009 at 10:41 AM
He whispered sweet nothings ... and then I kissed my ass goodbye ...
Posted by: Lisa B. | February 11, 2009 at 07:17 AM